Author dostoevsky

"We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us at first sight, somehow suddenly, all at once, before a word has been spoken".

Awaking bright and early and reflecting on the brevity of life, I decided to reward myself for a hard week. I narrowed the options; i) Two cornetto in succession (but not mint flavour) ii) A three pack of Walnut Whip or iii) A party for two with Gayana.

So here I am in a salubrious street, befitting the lady, in sunny West Brompton and park up adjacent to an enviable Aston Martin. I noticed the occupant gent to be shedding a tear or two?

The fabulously gorgeous Gayana let me into the inner sanctum and welcomed me in her own unique style....your visit will reveal this! What followed seemed to be some erotic Siberian ritual the purpose of which appeared to be to establish if 'Georgi' (obviously pronounced in a distinctly heavy Eastern European accent) was up for action. Once it was concluded that the statutory 28mm could be exceeded, I breathed a sigh of relief. The penny dropped as to James Bond's distress. Formalities over I thought I had better proffer my 'gift' as it seems traditionally to be called....so yes, I did it, I gave her the box of tea! Well, that was that, onto the action and she whipped out her...Samovar....So now I knew the party had started!!

This lady is absolutely Top Shelf! Like a wild Siberian mink. She oozes style and class from every pore and orifice. She hands down knocks the spots off any of the Dacian flood with verve & panache and has an incredible & indescribable aura and energy that you must experience to believe me. You WILL want to extend so be warned. Why on earth she is not on Diva's front page only they know? I know that you will not regret a visit - no need for socks as she will blown them off (inter alia).

This review is genuine, as are the photos and everything on the menu is truly on offer if you can stand tall. She's my new favourite...I think it was Kylie who sang 'just can't let you out of my bed'...

Remember.....life is short and I really believe there is no better treat awaiting you more exciting than Gayana. You will want to Serenade her under her own umbrella.

Thanks again O. Please be careful.